Creepy Old guys

A post straight from the source (poor girl)

Hockey....... I have another creepy ref that is trying to get way too close!! So there is this guy who Jay (married guy) can't stand and the day we went to lunch last- they worked together so creepy guy knew we were going to get lunch together. Thurs of this week I had to go on the ice and he came to help me out there and when we were coming back he linked my arm through his and said "it's like we are getting married walking down the aisle". he then asked if Jay called me after we went to lunch. totally none of his business but he just wanted to know. Today, he kept coming up to me, trying to make eye contact ( I looked at my phone or the comp. alot today!) and coming up to me and poking me. In between games he said "Oh, your not going home, your going to go to dinner with me and show me the back roads to the other rink" Just stuff non stop that was totally not just small talk. He is about 5'2" and probably 45!!! Then I am trying to leave today, walking on the ice talking to the girl who was relieving me, he came behind me and was pulling on my bag saying "Don't leave"............ I didn't even respond, just kept walking!!!!

The old man I worked with yesterday who worked the clock (which is where I sit b/c its between the two benches) kept saying he liked it when I squeezed behind his chair and leaned against him. Do it again, That was nice.......... dirty old man crap!! I eventually moved my seat so I wouldn't have to go near him!!!

They make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With the good........comes the bad

So lucky Melissa had another "good date" with the new man. That makes it TWO (yes TWO) good dates in a row with the same man. He so far hasn't revealed anything (such as his family belongs to a cult or he has 19 children).
So go Melis - keep the good dates coming!

and of course - there is the bad. Goldie got sprayed by a skunk last night. You didn't think that there could be just good - there's always gotta be a bad too! :(

Could it be real?

Wow - a real date? A good one? Not a loser?
Yep, you read that right - she had a normal date! Good conversation, drinks, good company!
We'll see what this turns into.

And believe it or not - he even called when he said he would after the date. Lord help me - is this possibly a normal man? - oh wait, is there such a thing? ha ha

GOOD LUCK MELISSA!

A recent date........

Oh yes, this one is recent:

She went out with this guy mid May on a date that she knows (he's a hockey ref and she's the trainer for the tournaments). So they went out to dinner and drinks one night.
He texted her that he had a good time, etc. They emailed about going out again and he said he would be "extremely busy".
So she hasn't heard from him until yesterday. They were at a hockey tourney and he was the ref - he asked her if she wanted to go for a drink in between tournaments. They did - it was alright.
Today he's texting back and forth with her and they know a mutual person -

Melis: "do you know Sue and Bob"... (whatever their names are)
Him: "Yes, I went to their wedding and they came to mine"
Melis: "You were married?"
Him: "Yes, I told you that - I got married SIX weeks ago"

WTF? No he never told her he was getting married and the reason he was "extremely busy" was because he was getting MARRIED and going on a honeymoon! Oh my gosh! and she said he would text her now and then saying hi, how are you, going to bed now, just got home, etc. Nothing ever about being married. Can you even? CREEP!

You're under arrest

OK - last non dating story (well probably not)! - these details are also vague as it was a while ago...
But I remember getting a call late one night that Melissa couldn't go home! Driving home she passed an accident on the highway, lots of cops, etc.
When she went to go home to her house there were cops everywhere walking all over the place down by her street. She left and went to her parents. They called the police who told her they couldn't tell her anything and to call the state police. All they could tell her was that there was a hit and run and the guy had escaped and ran through the woods LEADING OUT TO THE FIELDS NEAR HER HOUSE! Oh great! So I believe that night that the horses went hungry in case Hit and Run man was hiding in the barn!

State Police anyone......

OK - I diverge from dating stories - but these again, are too good to be true!
So you live alone, are sleeping in your bedroom, nice and quiet and are woken up to a SCREAMING woman outside your house! What? A screaming woman? Yes - that's what she had. Someone either lost or drunk (I forget now) outside her window yelling and screaming and scaring the crap out of poor sleeping Melissa!

Not a dating story, just another typical Melissa story

QUACK QUACK! How many of you can say you've had a duck in your house?...........anyone? I didn't think so!
Yes, Melissa did! Damn duck - it chased her around her house, freaking out the animals, freaking out her, shi**ing all over the house!
She had to call her dad to come over - but he was 2 hrs away bird watching - but fear not - daddy was on the way! Of course by the time the 2 hrs had passed the damn duck had gone out the door. Only to have Super Dad show up and be PISSED at Melissa that she didn't get a picture of the duck for the bird man to see!
I hope the McLauglin's decided to finally put a chimney topper on the house - who knew ducks even went on roofs!