Monday, July 14, 2008

Let's get caught up

So here are some of the original dating fiasco's, I'll give you the abridged version.........

An oldie but goodie: Dating a guy whom she met his family for the first time on Thanksgiving and which couldn't talk or understand the entire family as they all speak Arabic

Classic Melissa: Sleeping with her roommates from college on their wedding night (all in one bed) because her date and fellow wedding party member was molesting me while drunk running around telling everyone all the sexual things he wanted to do to me. FREAK!

A stalker: Fearing for her safety following a strange man whom said she chatted with at a BeanPot tournament of which following he did a state wide search for all Melissa Ryan's, narrowed the list to ages 21-30 and called all of them until he found her only to be approximately 15 years my senior with a daughter almost my age

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